eBooks

Funny Stories for Kids


The Funny Stories for Kids series is an ongoing effort to make fairy tales less crappy. These eBooks have been translated and recorded by Dr. Dweezel and Professor Pallie to restore fairy tales to their true original form: Awesome!

Take your expectations for fairy tales and throw them out the window! Noble princes? Lame. Humble princesses? Losers! Happy endings? You wish. These eBooks are way better than all that. They will make you giggle, laugh, and ask for more. Either that, or they will make you scream for it all to stop. The only way to know is to try them. Download links are below!
Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves

Price: Free!
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B013EBY8BI
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B013EBY8BI
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Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves

What would the story of "Snow White" be like if the princess were an idiot, the evil Queen was completely incompetent, and the dwarves, instead of being happy and silly, were instead super gross and mean? The answer: "Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves," a comedy short story that is so awesome you'll have to read it to believe it.
Funny Stories for Kids: The Big Fat Mermaid

$2.99 (£1.99)
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B01862DIUC

Coming soon to the following:

The Big Fat Mermaid

She's nasty, she's gross, and she's anything but little. All Aria the mermaid princess wants is to stuff her face full of food, but what happens when her dad, the king, tries to stop her? The answer: laughs beyond belief! Watch as Aria deals with her mean dad, a chubby-chasing prince, a harpoon wielding sea captain, and, in a grand final battle, the monstrous water witch herself.

Aria will bite, belch, and fart her way into your heart in this second installment of the Funny Stories for Kids series, brought to you by the famed Dweezel and Pallie.