Giveaway for a paperback version of "The Big Fat Mermaid"

posted Nov 11, 2015, 11:17 PM by Tyler   [ updated Nov 11, 2015, 11:23 PM ]

Visit this page on Good Reads to sign up for a drawing to win a promotional hardcopy version of "The Big Fat Mermaid" today! There are 15 copies available.

Funny Stories for Kids #2

posted Oct 30, 2015, 12:08 AM by Tyler

Our next story, "Funny Stories for Kids: The Big Fat Mermaid," will be available for download on Thursday, November 19!


She's nasty, she's gross, and she's anything but little. All Aria the mermaid princess wants is to stuff her face full of food, but what happens when her dad, the king, tries to stop her? The answer: laughs beyond belief! Watch as Aria deals with her mean dad, a chubby-chasing prince, a harpoon wielding sea captain, and, in a grand final battle, the monstrous water witch herself.

Aria will bite, belch, and fart her way into your heart in this second installment of the Funny Stories for Kids series, brought to you by the famed Dweezel and Pallie.

Giveaway for "Lily White"

posted Sep 4, 2015, 11:23 PM by Tyler   [ updated Oct 30, 2015, 12:05 AM ]

(This giveaway is closed. Thank you for all who participated and congratulations to the winners!)

We are holding a giveaway for 20 paperback copies of "Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves," signed by the authors, Dweezel and Pallie. They end September 14.

There are ten on GoodReads and ten on LibraryThing (scroll until you find it on this site). Feel free to enter both!

Upcoming Giveaway

posted Aug 25, 2015, 11:42 PM by Tyler

Get ready, because we, the famed Dweezel and Pallie, will soon be having a giveaway for 20 signed copies of "Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves," ten each on and More info to come.

Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves released on Smashwords!

posted Aug 1, 2015, 3:26 PM by Tyler

You can download our first ebook, Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves, on Smashwords now. More links will come as the story goes live on more vendors.

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